The Foolish Fish

The Foolish Fish looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Foolish Fish always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

The Foolish Fish carried a mug that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug having that done to it

The Foolish Fish desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Foolish Fish often carried a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Foolish Fish owned a helmet that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was fun. A helmet would be the item that was selected.