The Boring Fish

The Boring Fish looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to you, but not to the Fish, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

The Boring Fish found a bottle of coke that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Boring Fish looked for a set square that they liked to eat. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who expected it was magnificent. A set square was the item that was selected.

The Boring Fish desperately wanted a CD player that they would sometimes share. This seems an original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Boring Fish owned a block of cheese to embrace. It would be a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

The Boring Fish needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a new activity, to most, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.