My Retarded Fish

My Retarded Fish desperately desired a vibrator that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

My Retarded Fish owned a little monkey that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a curious exercise, to me, but not to the Fish, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A little monkey being the chosen item.

My Retarded Fish desperately wanted a CD player that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Strangely, a CD player is the item to choose.

My Retarded Fish searched for a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Fish desperately searched for a helmet to worship. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Fish, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

My Retarded Fish desired a block of cheese that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Fish, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.