The Square Fisherman

The Square Fisherman often carried a rubber chicken that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Square Fisherman desperately needed a radiator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly original operation, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Square Fisherman looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Square Fisherman needed a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been an odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a sword is the thing to choose.

The Square Fisherman always kept a CD player that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a new thought, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

The Square Fisherman desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to select.