A Colourful Fisherman

A Colourful Fisherman desperately needed a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. It might be a surprising operation, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who considered it was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

A Colourful Fisherman found a chocolate bar that they would often experiment on. It is an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. A chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Fisherman often carried a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

A Colourful Fisherman found a piece of paper that they would break. It was a weird proposal, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

A Colourful Fisherman wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. A can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

A Colourful Fisherman desired a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea was wonderous. A melon being the chosen thing.