His Confused Fisherman

His Confused Fisherman desired a wig that they would throw. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item to select.

His Confused Fisherman owned a condom that they would often cuddle. It should have been a strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.

His Confused Fisherman carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

His Confused Fisherman needed a ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was chosen.

His Confused Fisherman desperately searched for a stapler that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen item.

His Confused Fisherman desired a can of Tango that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.