The Purple Fisherman

The Purple Fisherman desperately needed a custard pie that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Purple Fisherman always had with them a bat that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A bat was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Fisherman always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Fisherman wanted a vibrator that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the item opted for.

The Purple Fisherman desperately desired a set of lego that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was epic. Honestly, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

The Purple Fisherman desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.