The Depressed Fisherman

The Depressed Fisherman carried a ball that they would often play with. This seems a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Fisherman needed a radiator that they would often demolish. It might have been a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Depressed Fisherman desperately needed a stretchman that they sometimes cuddle. It is a strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Fisherman desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Depressed Fisherman desired a condom to break. It was a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Fisherman desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the thing selected.