The Boring Fisherman

The Boring Fisherman searched for a teapot that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to select.

The Boring Fisherman always kept a wig that they sometimes worship. It should be a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.

The Boring Fisherman always had with them a lava lamp that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Boring Fisherman often carried a pint of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a funny idea, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Boring Fisherman often carried a tomato to rub on his belly. It is considered to be an extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Fisherman desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would hug. This could be considered a fairly curious activity, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea was epic. A magic 8 ball is the thing to select.