My Exceptional Fisherman

My Exceptional Fisherman always had with them a CD player that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A CD player is the thing that was chosen.

My Exceptional Fisherman craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

My Exceptional Fisherman needed a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

My Exceptional Fisherman looked for a porno magazine that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who feels it was wonderful. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

My Exceptional Fisherman desperately searched for a mug that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a mug being the item opted for.

My Exceptional Fisherman searched for a set square that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing to select.