The Horny Fisherman

The Horny Fisherman always kept a stapler that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a fairly different operation, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea is simply life. A stapler is the item to opt for.

The Horny Fisherman always carried a pen that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a curious exercise, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Fisherman found a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Fisherman wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Horny Fisherman wanted a bottle of beer to smash. This seems a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Horny Fisherman needed a big sponge to cuddle. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the item to choose.