Ugly Fisherman

Ugly Fisherman looked for a piece of paper that they would often worship. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper of all things.

Ugly Fisherman wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a fairly strange exercise, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Ugly Fisherman desperately desired a melon that they would smash. This seems a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a melon was the item that was selected.

Ugly Fisherman desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

Ugly Fisherman always carried a bag of poop that they would often play with. One might find this to be a peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Ugly Fisherman needed a crown to put on his head. It should be a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the thing selected.