The Fucking Fisherman

The Fucking Fisherman always carried a toilet brush that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Fucking Fisherman desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

The Fucking Fisherman desperately desired a tomato that they would embrace. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato was the chosen item.

The Fucking Fisherman always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

The Fucking Fisherman craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

The Fucking Fisherman wanted a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was selected.