The Bum Loving Fisherman

The Bum Loving Fisherman had a dildo to smash. It is a new idea, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Fisherman desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly unusual action, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Fisherman always carried a hat to rub on his belly. It was a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who considered it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Fisherman desperately needed a big sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it would be amazing. A big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Fisherman craved for a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Fisherman desperately craved for a melon that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to select.