His Retarded Fisherman

His Retarded Fisherman desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

His Retarded Fisherman desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

His Retarded Fisherman desperately craved for a melon to insert somewhere. This seems a curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the chosen thing.

His Retarded Fisherman owned a cup that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly curious thought, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item chosen.

His Retarded Fisherman owned a set square that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded Fisherman needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.