A Retarded Fisherman

A Retarded Fisherman desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would smash. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

A Retarded Fisherman owned a wig that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a wig being the chosen thing.

A Retarded Fisherman always carried a toilet brush that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

A Retarded Fisherman owned a can of coke to embrace. This seems a fairly exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

A Retarded Fisherman always had with them a can of coke to hug. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Fisherman always had with them a pint of cider that they would worship. It is a curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to select.