My Fucking Fisherman

My Fucking Fisherman desperately desired a pen that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a weird idea, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it was epic. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item that was chosen.

My Fucking Fisherman always carried a stapler that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a stapler being the item selected.

My Fucking Fisherman searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

My Fucking Fisherman desired a mug that they liked to embrace. This is certainly an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.

My Fucking Fisherman searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

My Fucking Fisherman desperately wanted a stapler that they would embrace. This is certainly an astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea was sublime. A stapler was the thing that was chosen.