A Crazy Fisherman

A Crazy Fisherman looked for a radiator that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to opt for.

A Crazy Fisherman desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

A Crazy Fisherman desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it was epic. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to choose.

A Crazy Fisherman desired a little monkey that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been an exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

A Crazy Fisherman desperately looked for a condom that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a condom of all things.

A Crazy Fisherman desperately looked for a pint of beer to demolish. It was a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.