A Gentle Fisherman

A Gentle Fisherman desperately needed a cup that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who feels it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

A Gentle Fisherman desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

A Gentle Fisherman carried a condom that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

A Gentle Fisherman looked for a CD player that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be an exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a CD player being the chosen item.

A Gentle Fisherman always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

A Gentle Fisherman owned a big sponge that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.