The Bewildered Fisherman

The Bewildered Fisherman desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it would be breathtaking. A bottle of beer of all things.

The Bewildered Fisherman desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly curious proposal, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it was stunning. Honestly, a piece of paper having that done to it

The Bewildered Fisherman desperately looked for a ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a ball having that done to it

The Bewildered Fisherman desperately searched for a helmet that they would often smash. It would have been an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Fisherman always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Fisherman desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.