The Foolish Fisherman

The Foolish Fisherman found a wig that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a wig would be the chosen thing.

The Foolish Fisherman found a wig that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. A wig would be the item that was selected.

The Foolish Fisherman desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Foolish Fisherman always had with them a bottle of beer that they would put on his head. It is a fairly different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Fisherman looked for a bag of flour that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed it was fun. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

The Foolish Fisherman needed a dildo that they would often break. It was a fairly original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item chosen.