A Troubled Fisherman

A Troubled Fisherman desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

A Troubled Fisherman had a condom that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.

A Troubled Fisherman carried a chocolate bar that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

A Troubled Fisherman carried a spade that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

A Troubled Fisherman desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

A Troubled Fisherman wanted a hat that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A hat would be the chosen thing.