The Ugly Fisherman

The Ugly Fisherman desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Fisherman desperately wanted a tomato that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that this idea is epic. A tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Fisherman wanted a radiator that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was spectacular. A radiator was the chosen item.

The Ugly Fisherman searched for a custard pie that they sometimes drop. It would be a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie of all things.

The Ugly Fisherman always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put on his head. It is a fairly astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Fisherman searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes embrace. It might be an exciting thought, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.