Her Lovely Fisherman

Her Lovely Fisherman often carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly weird action, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Her Lovely Fisherman had a vibrator that they would often put on his head. It might be an odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

Her Lovely Fisherman always had with them a radiator that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen item.

Her Lovely Fisherman desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

Her Lovely Fisherman carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was an astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

Her Lovely Fisherman carried a set of lego that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.