Bewildered Fisherman

Bewildered Fisherman desperately wanted a melon that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item opted for.

Bewildered Fisherman desperately craved for a hat that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

Bewildered Fisherman desperately searched for a dildo that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Bewildered Fisherman always kept a teapot that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

Bewildered Fisherman looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Bewildered Fisherman desired a stretchman that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a stretchman of all things.