His Bewildered Fisherman

His Bewildered Fisherman always carried a sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the chosen item.

His Bewildered Fisherman carried a teapot that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the thing selected.

His Bewildered Fisherman looked for a cheese grater to play with. It would have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. A cheese grater was the chosen item.

His Bewildered Fisherman craved for a vibrator that they would often hug. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

His Bewildered Fisherman desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

His Bewildered Fisherman owned a Harry Potter wand that they would put in the bath with him. It was an odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand of all things.