The Retarded Fisherman

The Retarded Fisherman always carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes worship. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Fisherman always had with them a porno magazine that they would hug. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Fisherman desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it would be fun. A painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Fisherman searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Retarded Fisherman desperately desired a helmet that they would often sleep with. It should be an original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Honestly, a helmet being the thing opted for.

The Retarded Fisherman carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who considered it was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.