His Ugly Fisherman

His Ugly Fisherman always carried a pencil sharpener that they would often break. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

His Ugly Fisherman searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Fisherman wanted a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the thing opted for.

His Ugly Fisherman desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would often eat. It would be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

His Ugly Fisherman needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Fisherman desired a dildo that they would break. It would be an original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to select.