A Stupid Fisherman

A Stupid Fisherman always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A sack of potatoes is the item to select.

A Stupid Fisherman carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often hug. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Fisherman needed a custard pie that they would often play with. This seems a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

A Stupid Fisherman carried a dildo that they sometimes break. It should have been a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Fisherman desperately wanted a mug that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to opt for.

A Stupid Fisherman searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to drop. It was a bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.