The Crypting Fisherman

The Crypting Fisherman searched for a stretchman to drop. It might have been a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

The Crypting Fisherman owned a melon to rub on his belly. It should be an unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Fisherman owned a crown that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing to select.

The Crypting Fisherman carried a teapot that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who feels it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a teapot was the chosen thing.

The Crypting Fisherman craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

The Crypting Fisherman desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item selected.