Hungry Fisherman

Hungry Fisherman looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes play with. It was a weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

Hungry Fisherman desperately searched for a vibrator that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Hungry Fisherman always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be an odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Hungry Fisherman desperately needed a condom that they would often share. It is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed it would be awesome. Strangely, a condom being the item opted for.

Hungry Fisherman desperately looked for a bat to sleep with. It would have been a fairly odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

Hungry Fisherman desperately needed a Harry Potter wand to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.