The Confused Fisherman

The Confused Fisherman often carried a pint of beer that they sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.

The Confused Fisherman searched for a condom that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Fisherman always carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Fisherman always had with them a can of coke that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Fisherman owned a pen that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was wonderous. Strangely, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Fisherman always carried a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.