The Bum Loving Fisherman

The Bum Loving Fisherman desperately needed a stretchman that they would sometimes break. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Fisherman desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Fisherman searched for a pen that they would annihilate It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Fisherman desperately looked for a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Fisherman always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes drop. It should be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Fisherman found a pencil sharpener that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it would be simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.