A Worrisome Fisherman

A Worrisome Fisherman always carried a spade that they sometimes put on his head. It would be an odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

A Worrisome Fisherman owned a painting of a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

A Worrisome Fisherman always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

A Worrisome Fisherman always carried a bottle of wine to share. It should have been a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bottle of wine of all things.

A Worrisome Fisherman often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

A Worrisome Fisherman needed a wig that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to select.