The Exceptional Fisherman

The Exceptional Fisherman always kept a pen that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Fisherman always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly surprising activity, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Fisherman needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Fisherman owned a tomato that they sometimes throw. It would have been a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it was awesome. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Fisherman desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Fisherman needed a big sponge that they liked to break. It was considered to be a fairly new proposal, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a big sponge of all things.