The Blue Fisherman

The Blue Fisherman searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who considered it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Blue Fisherman wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an original idea, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Blue Fisherman often carried a stretchman that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea is magnificent. A stretchman is the item to select.

The Blue Fisherman desperately looked for a set square that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is an astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set square being the item opted for.

The Blue Fisherman always carried a tomato that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to select.

The Blue Fisherman always carried a wig that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.