The Lonely Fisherman

The Lonely Fisherman looked for a can of Tango to put down their trousers. It might have been a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Lonely Fisherman owned a rubber johnny that they would often share. This might appear to be a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

The Lonely Fisherman carried a teapot that they would often experiment on. It is a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. A teapot is the item to opt for.

The Lonely Fisherman found a sword that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it was miraculous. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Fisherman needed a set of lego that they would often play with. This might appear to be an exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a set of lego of all things.

The Lonely Fisherman wanted a teapot that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.