The Troubled Fisherman

The Troubled Fisherman desperately needed a can of coke that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a new action, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Fisherman always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Fisherman had a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Fisherman desperately needed a can of Tango that they sometimes share. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Fisherman always kept a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Fisherman craved for a helmet that they would often drop. It should have been a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a helmet having that done to it