The Anxious Fisherman

The Anxious Fisherman carried a bag of flour that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Fisherman craved for a porno magazine to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed it was sublime. A porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Fisherman always carried a cheese grater to sleep with. It should be a fairly original action, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

The Anxious Fisherman owned a pint of cider that they would throw. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Anxious Fisherman desperately needed a vibrator that they would often put up their bum. It is a funny idea, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Fisherman always kept a rubber johnny to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.