The Grumpy Fisherman

The Grumpy Fisherman looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar having that done to it

The Grumpy Fisherman always had with them a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been an odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Fisherman desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would cuddle. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Grumpy Fisherman desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be an astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider of all things.

The Grumpy Fisherman desperately searched for a wig that they liked to eat. It might have been a surprising action, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Fisherman needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. It should have been a curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.