Her Lovely Fisherman

Her Lovely Fisherman searched for a condom that they would often throw. It would have been an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Her Lovely Fisherman wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

Her Lovely Fisherman carried a pen that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pen being the item selected.

Her Lovely Fisherman had a vibrator that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

Her Lovely Fisherman wanted a radiator that they would often cuddle. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

Her Lovely Fisherman always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.