The Stupid Fisherman

The Stupid Fisherman desired a bottle of wine that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Fisherman owned a toilet brush that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Stupid Fisherman found a can of Tango that they sometimes share. This could be considered an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Stupid Fisherman desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

The Stupid Fisherman always carried a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Fisherman desperately searched for a sponge that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was selected.