The Colourful Fisherman

The Colourful Fisherman searched for a lava lamp that they would throw. It might have been a fairly different operation, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp of all things.

The Colourful Fisherman desired a pint of beer that they would often put on his head. It might have been a funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Fisherman wanted a cheese grater that they would often hug. It would be a fairly bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A cheese grater being the item selected.

The Colourful Fisherman often carried a sack of potatoes that they would often smash. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Fisherman found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Colourful Fisherman desperately looked for a cucumber that they would often play with. It might have been a weird action, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.