LOL I know right! that is how my mom would make asparagus too, slimy and soft, I hated asparagus growing up. But now it is one of my favorites!! grilled or sautéed with a bit of olive oil, salt, pepper, garlic powder, a bit, not too soft but firm. haha I find even if I over grill it, and it gets a little soft, it still isn't slimy and tastes yummy! haha I love salads too! :)