5 Fun Facts About @enginewitty

I'm not entirely sure where this came from or who started it, but I have been nominated by @saffisara in this post - 5 Fun Facts About Saffisara 💖. She's one of our fearless leaders of the @syndicates. Some of you may or may not know about some of the information about to be divluged, but either way, my participation is here to support the initiative. Neat way to get to know people. So here we go!

His name is Arbok. Yes @gniksivart, I stole it from Pokemon. LOL He is a 4 foot long ball python. I actually inherited him through the cruelty placed upon him by a negligent teenager. He was paltry one foot long scavenger eating frozen pinks until I weened him from that nonsense and got him started on live mice. Now he can easily devour a live rat or hamster, probably a kitten or puppy too, in a matter of minutes. Was my pleasure to nurture the guy. He is about to shed, that's why his eyes are a little cloudy and you can even see some spots where it's starting to peel up on his body.

They are my princesses. I'm sure you've seen me posting pictures of them, but it's a fun fact I like to share. I don't quite think (unless they have already had a similar experience) people realize just how much different raising girls is from boys. It's MUCH more difficult. Granted, they are quieter, except when they're excited or upset. The shrill scream of an injured girl is as piecing on the ears as a hot razor is to a scoop of ice cream. And don't get me started on the whining... How do I know? Read the next fun fact.

As circumstance would have it, I was a relatively young father at 19. I was with my ex for about 3 years before we got divorced and I was their rock until it was time for them to leave the nest. Single fatherhood was not easy. Being a 'boy' myself, it seemed like much less of a hassle putting up with these two than the girls. And my girls are even tom-boys!

Especially body language. This was for a skit we did before our Homecoming while I was in high school. I just couldn't resist those juicy lips my friend Jake was sporting...man I miss him. Bwahahahahaha!

@shadowspub may be pimping your posts, but I know the game. Before 50 Cent bit my copy-written style, I used to roll with Snoop Dogg, Katt Williams and Too Short. I taught them about the ways of the P.I.M.P. before moving on and teaching Kung-Fu to the Wu-Tang Clan. They got mad at 50 for stealing my material so hit him up with precisely aimed shots as to not kill him. 8 original members, 8 shots. New York is and always will be X40L1N. Bitch. Bwaha!

So now you know me a little better. I'm not sure on the rules but in the Captain's post, she nominated 3 people so I'm going to do the same. My first nomination for 5 Fun Facts goes to @goldenarms. I imagine he'll have something to say that'll crack me up. Second, I've been seeing this new ally, @c0ff33a, all over the place, so I imagine he'll put up a good post in response. Finally, I want to put another of our syndicate leaders on the mantle, that being @leyargoz. She does fantastic posts filled with amazing photography, but rarely posts anything about herself. I'm curious what she has to share with us. Toodloo peeplz!