It's @berniesanders. He's mad at me because I'm way more popular than him and my friends say I'm a lot of fun at cocktail parties. I've been trying to make friends with him for about half a year. So far, with only mixed results.

Meanwhile, I would suggest that with this mean man or anyone else, trying to understand what makes a person enjoy being ugly is an ugly act. Just love them. I mean, think of it in terms of the demon he's acting like, right? Freak out when you see a demon and it gets real excited! Hug a demon and they don't know what to do! lol

Ultimately, though... life is short. If you're not having fun, you're really screwing up!