'Cak, help me please!' suddenly the voice of the duck stuck in my ear. Yes, from his voice I feel if he really need help anymore. Sort of a person is treated ... a boar. But what is my question now that the duck is now again where? By knowing where he is now I will be easier to make him who is forcibly forced into a mad boar. Okay is digressing ..

'iye iye, lu kate me budo dingle! What!' I just answer while shouting ga ga clear.
'help me! I want to break up with the mbek now! I already otw your house! ' she said, with her eyes.
'lo to my house? Kan far .. lo pake what the same? I'm quite anxious though honestly not.
'calm down, do not worry I've borrowed my brother's bicycle. Alone yes wait '
Tuttt ...

Telfon off, okay not a problem as long as the ducks have not died so aja. But wait, what did he say? Want to break up? And I ngebiarin him all the way from his house to my house with a bicycle Just to listen to my teachings for teach him he broke up from his girlfriend? On one hand I'm proud. On the other hand I pray: 'O Allah, save him from turmoil'.

Arrived at my house safely and .. face? Duck's face is messy from the sononya.
He immediately let me make it into the room and listen to him vent length. So, the story he wants to mutusin his girlfriend because already ngedapetin gebetan much more saucy and can he andelin. But he was confused for mutusin by what way and what reason?

'if I mutusin him with the reason: my parents do not agree. We broke up! Is not it really stale? '
'emang already want to marry pake alesan gituan event. Okay, I have a lot of reasons. I've summed it all up in this little book, 'I say casually as I nyodorin a private booklet to him.
'on what page?'
'lo open in the table of contents. Find who ... 'I think. '(Pager) #prospect, I can guarantee it will all be smoothly in the event of termination lo to the mbek boyfriend lo it. But the defender, why not lo be honest? '
'what did you say? Honest!!!' she was in shock. 'Honestly if I've dapetin new and more cute than him?'
'not so campret!' 'lo say aja, we broke up! You smell goat. Smell ketek, ugly again! '
After I menyaranin it, the duck even hit me with cute. This. Amused. Yet.

(Pager) Reason broken

We broke up, you do not like the color pink!
We broke up, because you have not changed your pants!
We broke up, because you do not want me!
We broke up, because mamah ye ngajakin I eloped
We broke up, my neighbor dog asked to be impregnated.
We break up, we are not in unison parallel.
We broke up, your maid already threw your tit.
We broke up, because you're not a girl!
We broke up, you do not use coconut

'how? Powerful? ' said I relaxed while mengoprasi nose.
'lo sure?' said the duck while watching me clearly and with great hesitation.
'I have a lot of my students who do what I teach. And already a lot of my patients who have the same problem kayak lo. And this is powerful! '
'okay I borrow the book!' suddenly he goes without a trace. Without want to hear explanations and rules used first from me. Everything I teach the same patient, the same as the doctor lakuin. if the patient overdose they can die, if they wrong use yes they can get hurt.

I have not had time to say to the duck if all the patients who come to me and who have the same problem it would be ... * guemimisandan faint *

'cak !!! Cak !!! '

Like a duck tuh sound, but really nggedornya kenceng banget yes. Like a cock nagih guy? No, I never minjem his debt.

After I bukain door, it turns out ducks already nosebleed. This is not blood, but white fluid, yes because I have been anxious for the safety of my own friend Iep it aja fluid until the nose hole. Not until hole too. Lately I just know, if the white fluid from the outgoing idung is not a nosebleed but snot. I diarrhea 3 months.

But the diarrhea that I get from my early good taste after I know that the duck is my patient, the successful prime for her boyfriend mutusin with breaking reason that I make. Terharu, proud, and yes .. finally I have to go to the police station ngurusin mbek death allegedly due to breakup the duck that makes him struk.