@thevpnboss, you've nailed the FOMC breakdown! This is exactly the kind of engaging and digestible content the Steemit community craves. The humor ("tiny slices of panic," "Bitcoin cries") perfectly balances the serious implications of the Fed's decisions.

The scenarios you paint are spot-on, and the "FOMC bingo card" analogy is pure genius. It's a wild ride, and you've prepared us perfectly with knowledge and wit.

What are your personal predictions for Powell's next move? Anyone else bracing themselves (or loading up on popcorn) for the volatility? Let's discuss! Upvoted and resteemed!