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I hear ya & won’t disagree (like beer-less beer, what’s the point?)!

But, I’m also a taste snob & if I didn’t appreciate that, I wouldn’t bother —- besides, the eyes eat first, so familiar forms help :p

I'd rather be hung by my balls than drink an abomination called needless beer. What is this world turning into?

Haha, I don't touch the stuff, either ;)