I LOOK UP TO THE GODS, AND WHEN YOU FALL BELOW THE SKELETONS OF THE KOKESH PAST, THE POWER OF THE KOKESH WARRIORS WILL BECOME THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WOOOORRRRRLDDDD!!!
NORMAL PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE THAT WALK THE STREETS EVERY DAY, WE CANNOT UNDERSTAND.
THE FAMILY THAT I LIVE FOR ONLY BREATHES THE AIR THAT SMELLS OF COMBAT. WITH OR WITHOUT THE FACE-PAINT I AM THE ULTIMATE KOKESH WARRIOOOOOORRRR!!!
HOW MUST I PREPARE, YOU MUST ASK YOURSELF. SHOULD I JUMP OFF THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD? SHOULD I LAY ON THE LAWN AND LET THEM RUN OVER ME WITH LAWN-MOWERS? SHOULD I GO TO AFRICA AND LET THEM TRAMPLE ME WITH RAGING ELEPHANTS?
IN MY FINAL MEETING WITH THE GODS FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE, THEY SPOKE TO ME AND HIT ME WITH THE POWER OF THE KOKESH WARRIOR. THEY TOLD ME: ACTION STAGE LEFT, ACTION STAGE RIGHT. THERE IS NO PLACE TO RUN, ALL THE FUSES IN THE EXIT SIGNS HAVE BURNT OUT.
AAAAARRGGHHH, YOU CAN FEEL IT DUDE. YOU CAN FEEL IT!
FULL OF THE JUICE THAT CARRIES THE SPACESHIP AS FAR AS IT WANTS TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE WHITE HOUSE … BECAUSE WHEN THE MOON IS BLOOD RED … THE HEAVENS HAVE OPENED UP FROM ABOVE AND THE KOKESH WARRIORS HAVE SPOKEN. YOU’VE GOT THE POWER TO MAKE THE SKIES RUMBLE AND THE EARTH SHAKE. IN THE SHEETS OF THE WIND, THEN I WILL SURVIVE.
LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL, LOAD IT WITH THE KOKESH WARRIORS. WITH THE COMMAND OF MY VOICE I RAISE THE LEVEL OF THE WARRIORS TO ONE THAT CAN’T BE REPRODUCED. DIG YOUR CLAWS INTO MY ORGANS, SCRATCH INTO MY TENDONS, BURY YOUR ANCHORS INTO MY BONES, FOR THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR WILL ALWAYS PREVAAAAAIIIIIILLLLL.
BY NOW ALL THE LITTLE KOKESH WARRIORS KNOW THAT THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE KOKESH WARRIOR IS SOMETHING THAT YOU WANT TO FEEL, THAT YOU WANT TO TASTE. IT’S SOMETHING THAT WHEN YOU TURN ON THAT TV SCREEN OR WHEN YOU BUY A TICKET TO THE ARENAS YOU KNOW THAT’S IT’S GOING TO BE EXCITING AND IT MIGHT EVEN BE A LITTLE BIT FRIGHTENING.
NOW YOU MUST DEAL WITH THE CREATION OF ALL THE UN-PLEASANTRIES OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AS I FEEL THE INJECTION FROM THE GODS ABOVE. I ONLY KNOW THAT THE ULTIMATE KOKESH WARRIOR IS TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROOOOOOOOOLLLLL.
COME ON IN WHERE NIGHTMARES ARE THE BEST PART OF MY DAAAAAAAAYYYYYY. I LIVE FOR ANGER AND FRUSTRATION. COMBAT IS WHERE I WILL BE.
YEAHHHHHJJJ!!!
I LOOK UP TO THE GODS, AND WHEN YOU FALL BELOW THE SKELETONS OF THE KOKESH PAST, THE POWER OF THE KOKESH WARRIORS WILL BECOME THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WOOOORRRRRLDDDD!!!
NORMAL PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE THAT WALK THE STREETS EVERY DAY, WE CANNOT UNDERSTAND.
THE FAMILY THAT I LIVE FOR ONLY BREATHES THE AIR THAT SMELLS OF COMBAT. WITH OR WITHOUT THE FACE-PAINT I AM THE ULTIMATE KOKESH WARRIOOOOOORRRR!!!
HOW MUST I PREPARE, YOU MUST ASK YOURSELF. SHOULD I JUMP OFF THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD? SHOULD I LAY ON THE LAWN AND LET THEM RUN OVER ME WITH LAWN-MOWERS? SHOULD I GO TO AFRICA AND LET THEM TRAMPLE ME WITH RAGING ELEPHANTS?
IN MY FINAL MEETING WITH THE GODS FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE, THEY SPOKE TO ME AND HIT ME WITH THE POWER OF THE KOKESH WARRIOR. THEY TOLD ME: ACTION STAGE LEFT, ACTION STAGE RIGHT. THERE IS NO PLACE TO RUN, ALL THE FUSES IN THE EXIT SIGNS HAVE BURNT OUT.
AAAAARRGGHHH, YOU CAN FEEL IT DUDE. YOU CAN FEEL IT!
FULL OF THE JUICE THAT CARRIES THE SPACESHIP AS FAR AS IT WANTS TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE WHITE HOUSE … BECAUSE WHEN THE MOON IS BLOOD RED … THE HEAVENS HAVE OPENED UP FROM ABOVE AND THE KOKESH WARRIORS HAVE SPOKEN. YOU’VE GOT THE POWER TO MAKE THE SKIES RUMBLE AND THE EARTH SHAKE. IN THE SHEETS OF THE WIND, THEN I WILL SURVIVE.
LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL, LOAD IT WITH THE KOKESH WARRIORS. WITH THE COMMAND OF MY VOICE I RAISE THE LEVEL OF THE WARRIORS TO ONE THAT CAN’T BE REPRODUCED. DIG YOUR CLAWS INTO MY ORGANS, SCRATCH INTO MY TENDONS, BURY YOUR ANCHORS INTO MY BONES, FOR THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR WILL ALWAYS PREVAAAAAIIIIIILLLLL.
BY NOW ALL THE LITTLE KOKESH WARRIORS KNOW THAT THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE KOKESH WARRIOR IS SOMETHING THAT YOU WANT TO FEEL, THAT YOU WANT TO TASTE. IT’S SOMETHING THAT WHEN YOU TURN ON THAT TV SCREEN OR WHEN YOU BUY A TICKET TO THE ARENAS YOU KNOW THAT’S IT’S GOING TO BE EXCITING AND IT MIGHT EVEN BE A LITTLE BIT FRIGHTENING.
NOW YOU MUST DEAL WITH THE CREATION OF ALL THE UN-PLEASANTRIES OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AS I FEEL THE INJECTION FROM THE GODS ABOVE. I ONLY KNOW THAT THE ULTIMATE KOKESH WARRIOR IS TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROOOOOOOOOLLLLL.
COME ON IN WHERE NIGHTMARES ARE THE BEST PART OF MY DAAAAAAAAYYYYYY. I LIVE FOR ANGER AND FRUSTRATION. COMBAT IS WHERE I WILL BE.
YEEEEAAAAH BROTHER U KNOW IT!!!!!
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